Lost in Translation: The Bureaucratic Guide to Saying Nothing

Are you a seasoned bureaucrat looking to perfect the art of saying nothing without actually saying anything? Do you want to confuse and frustrate your colleagues while still maintaining a veneer of professionalism? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the most essential phrases and sentences to use when faced with a question or request that actually requires an answer.

Chapter 1: The Art of Deferring

Chapter 1: The Art of Deferring

Learn how to turn any question into a question that doesn't require an answer.

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Chapter 2: The Science of Sidestepping

Chapter 2: The Science of Sidestepping

Discover the art of making your answer sound like a sidestep.

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